Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Thanksgiving

In an attempt to make this blog more welcoming to any American visitors, I'm rolling out a new product line.



Get 'em while you can, limit one per customer, sale ends Thursday.
Oh, and you may need one of these to go with it.
Enjoy, pilgrims!

UPDATE, 1/12/06:
from The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
A Decatur man accused of trying to stuff his estranged wife into a heated oven on Thanksgiving Day was in jail Thursday in Rockdale County.
Martin Luther Jackson, 31, was charged Nov. 23 with aggravated assault, aggravated battery, cruelty to children and possession of marijuana, Rockdale police said. The incident at the woman's Rockdale home allegedly occurred within view of five children. Jackson's 29-year-old estranged wife escaped and complained to Rockdale police, said Jodi Shupe, a spokeswoman for the Rockdale Sheriff's Office.

If only he'd come to me first...full story here.

8 comments:

  1. Why hells bells! I'm feeling more welcome already! Yup, gearing up to share a gluttonous meal in celebration of the advent of European tyranny over indigenous peoples. Yum! love that turkey! :D

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  2. Anonymous7:54 PM

    hey you found a turkey with honeysuckle on, how clever...hehe

    reminder to oneself-order turkey soon!

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  3. Anonymous7:42 PM

    Crikey! Roast woman...eeewww. That's a strange fettish. I prefer my men rare ;-) Each to their own I guess.

    The other thing I found disturbing about the article was, "The oven door had been left open as a way of heating the home, Shupe said". Not to cook a turkey for Thanksgiving?

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  4. Anonymous7:10 PM

    Ah, as tempting as it may seem to push my girlfriend into a pre heated oven, she just would not fucken fit!
    I guess I will have to suffer her cooking a little longer.
    *Oh baby, you know I am only joking! I love your cooking and can't live without you...*

    Regards, Laughing Mick W. and his marvellous woman.

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  5. Anonymous7:15 PM

    Mick is cooking his own dinner and sleeping on the couch for the next week...see how funny he is then!

    And he wouldn't fit into a refridgerated truck, let alone an oven!

    Regards, Mick Marvellous Woman x
    (this is an interesting blog)

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  6. Thanks for the comments- maybe you guys need to hit Red Rooster sometime this week, to avoid any arguments. Or oven-stuffing related incidents...

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  7. I still think nobody should treat such a rare piece of meat that way... that rough handling makes it tough to eat.

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  8. Anonymous10:11 PM

    Owning comment number 2 TJHoneysuckle...

    - Pea Beau (the unstoppable)

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